Ducklips

Teenage Narcissist: You got a like, buddy?
Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: Yeah, sure kid.
Teenage Narcissist: [poses with ducklips] And a comment!
Sue Charlton: [guardedly] Daffy, give her a comment.
Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [amused] What for?
Sue Charlton: [cautiously] She’s making ducklips.
Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [chuckles] That’s not ducklips.
[poses with ducklips]
Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: THAT’s ducklips.
[Daffy unlikes the teenage narcissist’s post and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare]
Teenage Narcissist: Shit!
[she and her friends run off]
Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [to Sue] Just kids having fun. You all right?
Sue Charlton: [relieved] I’m always all right when I’m with you, Daffy.

April 7th, 2013 10:18am