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source: mastodon
date: 2021-05-12 16:00:51.48 +00
title: "Mastodon post from May 12, 2021, 106223059040660263"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/106223059040660263
post_id: 106223059040660263
tags:
  - mastodon
---
use a time machine to visit Dresden where I will build a cell tower, give everyone a nokia phone, explain what the green button does (in German!), fly back to the U.S., and then phone bank them all to say “Hey! Get out of Dresden!” (in German!) the day before the allied bombing