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source: mastodon
date: 2021-09-19 03:09:19.09 +00
title: "Mastodon post from September 19, 2021, 106956125574748150"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/106956125574748150
post_id: 106956125574748150
tags:
  - mastodon
---
police have found a cache of “strike anywhere” matches near the site of todays unrest. agitators often use matches like these to give law enforcement officers the old hot foot, which causes them hop up and down and say “ow! ow! ow!” and then dunk their hot feet in troughs of wat-