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source: mastodon
date: 2021-05-11 17:34:46.47 +00
title: "Mastodon post from May 11, 2021, 106217766025541937"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/106217766025541937
post_id: 106217766025541937
tags:
  - mastodon
---
every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, *sniff*