---
source: mastodon
date: 2021-01-01 20:37:23.40 +00
title: "Mastodon post from January 1, 2021, 105482383741140408"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/105482383741140408
post_id: 105482383741140408
tags:
  - mastodon
---
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\_/\_/e’ve been impressed by your posts. So impressed, in fact, that we’d like to invite you to join our editorial board,” they said.

I immediately tongued my false tooth askew and bit down on it, releasing the cyanide.

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