Pizza Slow, Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing c

Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303348/)

Posted on Facebook over 16 years agoon October 10, 2009 - 8:27 PM and archived here at /facebook/2009/10/10/20-27-00-real-life-needs-more-l-cuts-dolly-zooms-and-more-b/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2009/10/10/20-27-00-real-life-needs-more-l-cuts-dolly-zooms-and-more-b/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Facebook collection
Newer	There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Eli	12 October 2009
Newer	Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – ma	11 October 2009
This post	Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing c	10 October 2009
Older	Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pi	10 October 2009
Older	Coffee's for closers	08 October 2009

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Twitter post from October 11, 2009, 4776360215	11 October 2009
Newer	Twitter post from October 11, 2009, 4772849515	11 October 2009
This post	Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing c	10 October 2009
Older	Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pi	10 October 2009
Older	Twitter post from October 10, 2009, 4761919751	10 October 2009

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Like lots of people I suppose, I think of who I was and what I posted more than a year or two ago to be, on average, a little cringe. More than five years old? A little embarassing. Ten or more years old? A little shameful. On average, of course. So it goes.

In spite of all that, or in order to grow, I've horded my embarassments from various platforms over the years and present them here for your avoidance. This is not a place of honor, and so on.

Search the archives or browse by platform by year below.

Posts by platform by year, 1999–2026
	Blog	Facebook	Twitter	Tumblr	Instagram	Path	Vimeo	Strava	Mastodon	Bookwyrm	total

total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	572	2264	75	12181
1999	7	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	7
2000	10	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	10
2001	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	0
2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
2003	35	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	35
2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
2019	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	–	210	–	211
2020	–	–	–	–	–	–	3	2	452	–	457
2021	–	–	–	–	–	–	7	8	404	–	419
2022	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	4	422	–	427
2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	99	80	7	187
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	572	2264	75	12181

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