Pizza Slow, Twitter post from November 4, 2015, 661780899088863232

RT @grahamvsworld: This is one you have to click for the joke to work

Posted on Twitter over 10 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2015/11/03/tweet-661780899088863232/ in the Twitter collection.

Proximate posts in the General collection
newer	In a skirmish with one of these advance guards, the Hapsburg troops captured a Mongol officer, who, to the surprise and consternation of the Christians, turned out to be a middle-aged literate Englishman who had made his way through the Holy Land, where he seemed to have developed a talent for learning languages and transcribing them. There is some speculation that with his level of education and his flight from England, he may have been involved in the effort to force King John to sign the Magna Carta in 1215. After fleeing England and facing excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church, he ended up in the service of the more tolerant Mongols. The presence of a European, and a former Christian, among the Mongol army made it clear that the Mongols really were humans and not a horde of demons, but the terrified Christians killed the English apostate before they could get a good accounting of the Mongols’ mysterious mission outside Vienna	04 November 2015
this post	Twitter post from November 4, 2015, 661780899088863232	04 November 2015
older	Twitter post from November 4, 2015, 661778695988736000	04 November 2015