Nevver:

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald’s you get to meet the manager.

— Shawn (@CakeThrottle) October 30, 2015

November 3rd, 2015 9:53pm

Posted on Tumblr over 10 years ago and archived here at /tumblr/2015/11/03/nevver-if-you-lie-down-on-the-floor-in/ in the Tumblr collection.
Proximate posts in the Tumblr collection
newer Post #132522097683 04 November 2015
this post Post #132521979913 04 November 2015
older In a skirmish with one of these advance guards, the Hapsburg troops captured a Mongol officer, who, to the surprise and consternation of the Christians, turned out to be a middle-aged literate Englishman who had made his way through the Holy Land, where he seemed to have developed a talent for learning languages and transcribing them. There is some speculation that with his level of education and his flight from England, he may have been involved in the effort to force King John to sign the Magna Carta in 1215. After fleeing England and facing excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church, he ended up in the service of the more tolerant Mongols. The presence of a European, and a former Christian, among the Mongol army made it clear that the Mongols really were humans and not a horde of demons, but the terrified Christians killed the English apostate before they could get a good accounting of the Mongols’ mysterious mission outside Vienna 04 November 2015
Proximate posts in the General collection
newer Post #132522097683 04 November 2015
this post Post #132521979913 04 November 2015
older In a skirmish with one of these advance guards, the Hapsburg troops captured a Mongol officer, who, to the surprise and consternation of the Christians, turned out to be a middle-aged literate Englishman who had made his way through the Holy Land, where he seemed to have developed a talent for learning languages and transcribing them. There is some speculation that with his level of education and his flight from England, he may have been involved in the effort to force King John to sign the Magna Carta in 1215. After fleeing England and facing excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church, he ended up in the service of the more tolerant Mongols. The presence of a European, and a former Christian, among the Mongol army made it clear that the Mongols really were humans and not a horde of demons, but the terrified Christians killed the English apostate before they could get a good accounting of the Mongols’ mysterious mission outside Vienna 04 November 2015