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title: "Tweet #642039953287811072"
date: 2015-09-10 18:20:28 +00
tags: twitter
templateEngineOverride: njk,md
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{% raw %}God: Don't click on links in email.
Moses: Isn't there a hyphen in e-mail?
God: And don't open attachments.
Moses: Slow down, I'm chiseling.{% endraw %}