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title: "Tweet #631514982929137664"
date: 2015-08-12 17:17:59 +00
tags: twitter
templateEngineOverride: njk,md
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{% raw %}The Ol' Reverse Bartleby

Bartleby: I'd prefer you not to.
Narrator. Why?
B: *lists specific, reasonable justifications*
N: *does it anyway*{% endraw %}