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source: mastodon
date: 2026-09-17 19:39:34.61 +00
title: "Mastodon post from September 17, 2026, 117288073597173712"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/117288073597173712
post_id: 117288073597173712

content_warning: "stupid politics"
tags:
- mastodon
descendants:
- 117288325634132928
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It would be funny if electeds and then other federal workers and then eventually everyone just started wear neck gaiters pulled up over their noses and wrap-around sun glasess all the time like ICE does. Like, not haha funny but, you know.

We'd have to invent new ways to politely eat and drink around each other. Everyone would be shouting all the time through the masks and talking with their hands on account of eye contact and other facial context being out the window.



[@heathborders](https://hachyderm.io/@heathborders) truly