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source: mastodon
date: 2025-11-03 15:23:21.24 +00
title: "Mastodon post from November 3, 2025, 115486451384043625"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/115486451384043625
post_id: 115486451384043625
tags:
  - mastodon
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[keynote speaker at the big annual laundry basket engineering conference podium joking to a slide of a top view plan of a standard basket with red dots all over the handles.]

[next slide]

next up is a slide with a table on it titled “Mean time to handle failure for handles 1, 2, 3, and 4 for rectangular baskets produced in 2024” with a little side diagram explaining for first timers that these are the top, right, bottom, and left handles in standard orientation. the speaker continues…