As a kid haver with nearly enough capital to buy in san francisco, I would vaaaaaaaaaastly prefer living in a 3 bed 2 bath public housing unit to having to sink my money into dirt and market risk, and think people who prefer the dirt and risk are fools
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Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 21, 2019 - 11:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/21/103178576890142980/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/21/103178576890142980/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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My kitchen window overlooks a row of sidewalk coffee shop tables and every time someone at one casually smokes a cigarette at one in 2019 i assume they are a time traveling prisoner on a mission to their past, before things all went sideways
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 21, 2019 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/21/103176770357298610/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/21/103176770357298610/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
My kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently
Figure 1. children book of words with illustrations: truck, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, cloud. 
Figure 2. children book of words with illustrations: train, ball, teddy bear, blocks, puzzle, baby, doll. also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?
Figure 3. matchbox car sized black toy S.W.A.T. SUV that say to call 9-1-1 on it. “9 1 1, what is your emergency?”
“”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 20, 2019 - 3:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/20/103170942033581234/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/20/103170942033581234/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Historical Buttigiegism
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 20, 2019 - 4:50 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/20/103168438774920598/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/20/103168438774920598/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’t probably never happen again because of open office floor plans, but I had one chance to leave something behind in a desk for my successor and I went with a carton of camel filters in return for all those I’d bummed while stressed over the job.
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 19, 2019 - 4:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/19/103165567837820878/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/19/103165567837820878/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
You’re telling me a plan improved this performance?
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 18, 2019 - 4:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/18/103159978685860811/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/18/103159978685860811/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I call upon the author to explain trolling us with a character named “Deval” smdh that is some shoddy ass writing workshop character naming
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 14, 2019 - 5:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/14/103137501734961483/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/14/103137501734961483/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I snagged the fash forum dox and opened my editor to read the README in it and had to double take at the last unsaved thing I had in my editor that I had for a previous gag.
Figure 1. Desktop screenshot, garfbert tile background with two windows open: A finder window of fash forum dumps: gravely@gravely ~/Desktop> ls iron_march_201911/READMEcsvdatabase.sqliron_march_201911_meta.sqliteiron_march_201911_meta.xmlscriptsAnd a sublime text editor window containing the old 90s warez website disclaimer: "If you are affiliated with any government, anti-piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site.". Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 07, 2019 - 5:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/07/103097893323189458/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/07/103097893323189458/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve caught you at last and can reveal our our evil plan. Sally Sitlord, strap Mr. Gates into the tax-o-chair at once. Mr. Gates you are about to be taxed! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah, I see. Alas.
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 07, 2019 - 3:12 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/07/103097275288107084/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/07/103097275288107084/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Spoopy vote counting music https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZoB0e6mR0
Hand 20Provided to YouTube by Warp RecordsHand 20 · Andy Partridge · Harold BuddThrough The Hill℗ All Saints RecordsReleased on: 2013-11-25Auto-generated by YouTube.YouTube (opens in a new tab)Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 07, 2019 - 3:39 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/07/103094548016437998/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/07/103094548016437998/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.