Mastodon posts

  1. Cops carry sudo rm -fr / to every call because hackers have sudo rm -fr /

    the thin phosphor line

    it’s the second week of rookie school, and all the recruits are practicing on paper computers with real keyboards so that they don’t typo rm in an computer emergency situation

    they have to re-certify every year

    some cops are ok with the basic apple or dell keyboards they are issued at the academy, the r and m keys work fine on them, but more often they buy their own buckling spring keyboards like the Model M

  2. Well, their in their linkedin photo they are smiling so that means they are still liking the job there

  3. If i were leaving SFO i would have simply taken a taxi from the taxi stand

  4. They call me the ‘tot lot tagger’

  5. What?

  6. Being up at 5 and having a kid who must be held to the window to watch and wave at the @RecologySF@twitter.com workers emptying the bins on our one way street means I also get to watch people in cars behind the truck select honk from the list of things they could do while behind said truck

  7. I keep calling this suck wire “pick up”, like i’m working with rubber sement and as if “suck wire” wasn’t a great name

    a roll of Velkeman solder suck wire, length 5 feet
    Figure 1. a roll of Velkeman solder suck wire, length 5 feet.
  8. It finally happened, I’m emptying my pockets to camp out at work only to find that I accidentally brought one of my kid’s pacifiers to work

  9. MUTES, a novel with an appendix of omitted words themselves assembled into nonsensical but grotesque phrases, which are only ever represented as empty spaces in the text itself

  10. It’ll be fun in 30 years when period pieces about the late 2010s are careful to capture how drab everything is; buildings painted gray, vehicles gray, black, red, or blue exclusively

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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