After getting paged at 4 am because someone can’t log in (not my problem): mad
after my reply is auto-responded to with an “I’m on maternity leave” out of office message: not mad
Mastodon posts
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Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 11, 2019 - 5:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/11/103290422957421225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/11/103290422957421225/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 10, 2019 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/10/103285028544355362/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/10/103285028544355362/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The only time of year i feel
bad shutting this old half siamese loudmouth in the kitchen (where his food, bed, and box are) for the night
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 10, 2019 - 6:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/10/103282030064010934/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/10/103282030064010934/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Roygbiv: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, ivurple
the power of mnemonics!
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 09, 2019 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/09/103278691692392760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/09/103278691692392760/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Nietzsche’s hokey edgelord “the living is a species of the dead; and not a very attractive one." but about neoliberalism being a species of sovereign citizen derivative classical liberalism
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 09, 2019 - 3:31 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/09/103278543069100858/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/09/103278543069100858/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
🎼 “The wheels on the bus go round and round.”
“The wheels on the bus”
“The wheels on”
“The wheels
“The”
“The”
“The”
i celebrate this thing’s death even though i know it’ll live again
i can’t kill it yet, my kid stood up in the bathtub to dance to the music when i edited the damned clip
etc, etc
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 09, 2019 - 3:24 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/09/103275682225136785/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/09/103275682225136785/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Finally made a contact on my phone for @SF_emergency@twitter.com’s sms short number, idk what took me so long
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 07, 2019 - 11:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/07/103269186256310540/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/07/103269186256310540/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
If i ever type more than three sentences without a typo or misspelling know that I’m dead and have been replaced by a sinister force (T-1000, Agent Smith, etc) and you should try to find what can stop me immediately
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 07, 2019 - 10:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/07/103268961614799473/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/07/103268961614799473/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Guy in a US Army dress officer’s uniform with two kids under 10 ordered a bunch of stuff to go including “just a plain cheeseburger,” which was my order as a kid, so I definitely smashed that PLAIN touchscreen button
I give him his drinks and bag and he splits
he leaves the store, i take another order or two, he comes bag into the store, and from the door, throws the cheeseburger at me, it bounces off my chest and hits the floor
“What the hell is this? I ordered a plain cheeseburger!”
if mcdonalds workers were police, I could have unholstered my service weapon and pumped a few rounds into the guy, the person entering the store behind him, whatever
working at mcdonalds is hard, my mission was to sell cheeseburgers and this guy was throwing em back!
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 07, 2019 - 10:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/07/103268900460332376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/07/103268900460332376/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
One time like 15 years ago I asked the noc operator who operated hp openview to help me install and configure openview on my linux servers and they inter-officed me half a ream of paper of openview documentation, printed, and closed my ticket having done nothing else
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon December 06, 2019 - 11:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/12/06/103263445197235889/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/12/06/103263445197235889/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.