Ugh, tourist, how long have you even lived here? locals say it out, it’s [with emphasis] “municipal transportation authority”, not muni, jeeze
every city agency should be renamed to the municipal equivalent, replace the awful eagle flag with the worm logo, rename the city, organize municipal worker parties, blah, blah, blah, and stuff, then the revolution
Well shit, the hair-line in my ten year old lodge ten inch popped on medium low flame while i was making quesadillas, it sounded like someone hit my stove with a hammer
An entire phd thesis in the year 2314 about why we call it the peter principle and not the pete principle when nobody even remembers the failed potus candidate or ever called ‘em peter
“e-maps”
Hey nyquil voter / it’s nyquil voting time
Whenever i buy a new box of spaghetti i take one out and put it back in upside down, that’s my lucky noodle
Y’all ever been to Weird Stuff on Valencia? they sell all kinds of trash that nobody wants
Haven’t finished my first drink yet and someone guessed my costume as mr. rogers
My cat just peered too far into the abyss
