Guy in a US Army dress officer’s uniform with two kids under 10 ordered a bunch of stuff to go including “just a plain cheeseburger,” which was my order as a kid, so I definitely smashed that PLAIN touchscreen button

I give him his drinks and bag and he splits

he leaves the store, i take another order or two, he comes bag into the store, and from the door, throws the cheeseburger at me, it bounces off my chest and hits the floor

“What the hell is this? I ordered a plain cheeseburger!”

if mcdonalds workers were police, I could have unholstered my service weapon and pumped a few rounds into the guy, the person entering the store behind him, whatever

working at mcdonalds is hard, my mission was to sell cheeseburgers and this guy was throwing em back!