My kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently

also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?

“9 1 1, what is your emergency?”

“”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”