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source: mastodon
date: 2019-11-20 15:27:21.92 +00
title: "Mastodon post from November 20, 2019, 103170942033581234"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/103170942033581234
post_id: 103170942033581234
tags:
  - mastodon
descendants:
- 103170964965798278
- 103170987566914345
---
my kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently


![children book of words with illustrations: truck, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, cloud](./21828907.jpeg)

![children book of words with illustrations: train, ball, teddy bear, blocks, puzzle, baby, doll](./21828915.jpeg)


also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?


![matchbox car sized black toy S.W.A.T. SUV that say to call 9-1-1 on it](./21829118.jpg)

“9 1 1, what is your emergency?”

“”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”