Pizza Slow, Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103097893323189458

I snagged the fash forum dox and opened my editor to read the README in it and had to double take at the last unsaved thing I had in my editor that I had for a previous gag.

Figure 1. Desktop screenshot, garfbert tile background with two windows open: A finder window of fash forum dumps: gravely@gravely ~/Desktop> ls iron_march_201911/READMEcsvdatabase.sqliron_march_201911_meta.sqliteiron_march_201911_meta.xmlscriptsAnd a sublime text editor window containing the old 90s warez website disclaimer: "If you are affiliated with any government, anti-piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site."

Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon November 07, 2019 - 5:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/11/07/103097893323189458/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/11/07/103097893323189458/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Mastodon collection
Newer	Mastodon post from November 18, 2019, 103159978685860811	18 November 2019
Newer	Mastodon post from November 14, 2019, 103137501734961483	14 November 2019
This post	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103097893323189458	07 November 2019
Older	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103097275288107084	07 November 2019
Older	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103094548016437998	07 November 2019

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Mastodon post from November 18, 2019, 103159978685860811	18 November 2019
Newer	Mastodon post from November 14, 2019, 103137501734961483	14 November 2019
This post	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103097893323189458	07 November 2019
Older	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103097275288107084	07 November 2019
Older	Mastodon post from November 7, 2019, 103094548016437998	07 November 2019

h
previous link

j
next post

k
previous post

l
next link

gg
first

G
last

0
top of page

$
bottom of page

Enter
open

u
undo the title's shadow

ZZ
quit, turning these off

Esc
re-enter normal mode, enables shortcuts

⌘K
search

Posts by platform by year, 1999–2026
	Blog	Facebook	Twitter	Tumblr	Instagram	Path	Vimeo	Strava	Mastodon	Bookwyrm	total

total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	572	2264	75	12181
1999	7	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	7
2000	10	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	10
2001	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	0
2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
2003	35	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	35
2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
2019	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	–	210	–	211
2020	–	–	–	–	–	–	3	2	452	–	457
2021	–	–	–	–	–	–	7	8	404	–	419
2022	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	4	422	–	427
2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	99	80	7	187
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	572	2264	75	12181