I snagged the fash forum dox and opened my editor to read the README in it and had to double take at the last unsaved thing I had in my editor that I had for a previous gag.
Figure 1. Desktop screenshot, garfbert tile background with two windows open: A finder window of fash forum dumps: gravely@gravely ~/Desktop> ls iron_march_201911/READMEcsvdatabase.sqliron_march_201911_meta.sqliteiron_march_201911_meta.xmlscriptsAnd a sublime text editor window containing the old 90s warez website disclaimer: "If you are affiliated with any government, anti-piracy group or any other related group, or were formally a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, cannot access any of its files and you cannot view any of the HTML files. If you enter this site you are not agreeing to these terms and you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site."
Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve caught you at last and can reveal our our evil plan. Sally Sitlord, strap Mr. Gates into the tax-o-chair at once. Mr. Gates you are about to be taxed! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah, I see. Alas.
Figure 1. slack screenshot: reminder: sf residents, election day is today, there are a bunch of important ballot props, a DA, and the D5 supervisor seat at stake, voting is important, please feel free to take the time you need to do so :) https://sfelections.sfgov.gov.
it absolutely sucks having to be so liberal at work! http://www.theleaguesf.org/ vote the guide, leave the no-endorsements blank, your blank mayoral ballot even makes ballot props easier to get!
Work makes a lot more sense if you mentally swap “leader” for “bureaucrat” the same way you swap “meritocracy” for “bull shit”, myself included, and I wish I’d started doing it years ago
Dropped off my ballot this morning, voting @TheLeagueSF@twitter.com’s picks, for @chesaboudin@twitter.com, no on C, yes on the rest, abstain on the (remaining) cops
here is what our cool ranked choice ballot for mayor looks like after I filled mine out:
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