1. The wind just broke a tree limb onto San Carlos Street, ladder 7 is working it with a chainsaw

    firefighters in the distance surrounded by trees
    Figure 1. firefighters in the distance surrounded by trees.
    San Francisco Fire Department Truck 7, a red ladder truck
    Figure 2. San Francisco Fire Department Truck 7, a red ladder truck.

    should my neighbor partially blocked by the fire truck just drive their brand new Jeep Wrangler on the sidewalk or try to get a worker to move the truck?

    Looks like they’re gonna try to get a worker to move the truck. I can’t watch this.

  2. Yo, that mist work in discord?

    Three lines from book 7 of Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey, “Odysseus walked briskly to the town / Athena helpfully surrounded him with / with must that kept him safe from rude remarks”
    Figure 1. Three lines from book 7 of Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey, “Odysseus walked briskly to the town / Athena helpfully surrounded him with / with must that kept him safe from rude remarks”.
  3. The boomer white guys with 23 followers from across the country constantly in @DSA_SF@twitter.com’s mentions and otherwise only yelling at brands™ on this hell site are what clay shi rky meant by ‘cognitive surplus’

  4. Tfw yer at the phó shop having your usual coward’s phó tai and another fella comes in and out basics you and orders “chicken noodle soup”

  5. Breve lucky charms send toot

  6. All conference room AV systems should have little rubber prime buttons, chokes, pull starts, and run on 2-cycle fuel.

  7. I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”

  8. Dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet

    red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view
    Figure 1. red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view.

    had to swap out the old rack though ☹️☹️☹️

    rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it
    Figure 2. rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it.
  9. Good advice at the dmv yesterday

    DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.
    Figure 1. DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.
  10. I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better

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