1. My Great-Grandfather's Record

    Thomas Oriani was a police Washington DC Patrolman from August 1, 1888 through June 30, 1931. A photocopy of a photocopy of his policy record is in the family history I’m documenting, and it is interesting enough that I thought I’d share it with you.

    Items of note:

    • It took him four years to get promoted to Class Two. Later that year in the line of duty, he shot and killed a man; the case was ignored by the Grand Jury.
    • Every few years he received various reprimands which are guessed to be minor complaints from citizens that he was either not on his corner, off in a pub, and so on.
    • He was commended for various reasons: Services rendered makes sense, but I’m not sure what is indicated by his commmendation for ‘attention to Moving Picture Films’ in 1915.
    • In 1920 he was transfered to prisoner transport. He was injured a handful of times, twice struck by automobiles, once by an escaping prisoner.
    • One off the car accidents is listed as occurring at the intersection of 14th St. NW and Irving. My Columbia Heights apartment was two blocks from his incident at 16th and Euclid NW.
    • In his finaly year - 1931, he and another officer were reprimanded for allowing a prisoner to escape.
    • His retirement paycheck was a princely $100, paid monthly.

    Check out [the orignal, I scanned it to pdf](/files/Thomas-Oriani-WDC-Police-
    Record-1888-1931.pdf). This picture above is from the Library of
    Congress
    .

  2. Migrating this site

    Textpattern is pretty rad and Wordpress seems to be large target for malware,
    so I have abandonded ship.

    That means I’ll lose some of the music sidebar trickery, so I logged into the
    last.fm account I thought I’d never use. They’ve developed into having a
    pretty nice flickr-ish API that should work nicely.

    Jokerbone is a pretty large site, blogs considered. Textpattern blew up trying
    to import so that will be the next focus.

  3. Eschatology

    A bumper sticker seen in traffic:

    WARNING: In case of RAPTURE this car will be unmanned!

    Me: Ha. In-case-of-rapture-this-car-will-be-unmanned. Nice.
    Her: What?
    Me: The bumper sticker on that car.
    Her: What’s that mean?

    Her: Maybe it’s a Jurassic Park reference?
    Me: What?

    Him: It says rapture, not raptor.
    Me: In case of raptor, stay the fuck in the car!
    Her: Shut up! I didn’t know!

    Him: I hear they hunt in packs!
    Her: Ha!
    Me: Oh look at that empty car! I wonder if they were eaten by dinosaurs!
    Him: In case of rapture, hide in the kitchen cabinets!

    jurassic park raptos in the kitchen
    Figure 1. jurassic park raptos in the kitchen.

    Et cetera, to wit’s end…

  4. Family trees

    A family history of the Italian side of my Mom’s family was assembled in the 1970’s. Aunts and Great Aunts of mine got copies of it at some time between now and then and fleshed out their generations. My mom made me full copy and gave it to me in a 2" three ring binder last weekend.

    It would be neat even if I wasn’t related to these folks, and that I am doesn’t define me in any way. I’m not Italian.

    That out of the way; I hope to digitize this collection and somehow get access to the original photos that are still accessible as I’m looking at what has to be sixth generation photocopied prints and typed copy. That the text of the history is typed dates it.

    Gist: Relatives of mine took passage from from Mariscovetere, a village in southern Italy. In the history it is written “Marisco Vetere”, likely an error. They landed in New York and then immediately traveled to stay with another Italian family in Washington, D.C. - the Oriani’s. They lived at 205 B. St. NW according to the 1870 city directory. The Oriani’s has just moved down from Baltimore and were also originally from Mariscovette.

    Neat. Look at this modern map of DC and try to figure out where that would have been:

    Notice how 1st street is directly in front of the Capitol building, then the map shows 395. 395 is underground here. Next over is 3rd street. I would have to guess B St. would be about where Constitution Avenue is, putty them just north of the top 395 shield on the map.

    Future posts: My Great Great Great Grandmother’s Will, my Great Great Grandfathers official record on file as a Washington D.C Police Officer, how in the late 1800’s they ran the concessions at the National Theatre, rented houses near the above described area to congressmen, making bathtub booze, Baltimore connections to Little Italy, and of course, pictures!

  5. New Server

    Aaron put me in charge of setting up the new server that will replace the server on which this site and about 20 other domains w/ mail and websites, databases, and so on are hosted.

    We are using FreeBSD again. 5.5-RELEASE this time.

    We are shooting for a combination hardware-refresh and something a bit more scalable for what goes on: virtual users, robust imap and webmail, spam and malware filtering, a bit tighter security, and anything else we want to do.

    Today Exim with Spamassassin, openssl tls (using self signed keys), clamav, and Cyrus SASL have all been installed and configured and are working.

    :dance:

    I’m looking to use Cyrus for imap but the documentation isn’t exactly a series of easy to follow steps.

    I’m also looking forward to trying Roundcube webmail. Neato.

    This is all putting off the obvious tricky part: migrating user website, SQL databases, mail, home directories, and accounts for some and virtual accounts for others.

    Exciting stuff.

    Currently fighting:

    Cryus-sasl wants to link to db43, Cyrus-imapd wants to link to db3.
    They need to auth to the same database. Result: imapd signal 11
    crashes.

    Authentication: Should sasl use its own Berkely DB to store passwords? PAM? And then should exim and cyrus-imap use sasl or mysql? What about the dozen or few virtual users? mysql? mysql linked to pam? :gonk:

  6. No

    <p><strong>Deep Thought</strong>:	Alright. The answer to everything&#8230;<br />
    

    Two: …yes…

    [Fanfare starts up.]

    Deep Thought: …Life, the Universe and Everything…

    One: …yes…

    Deep Thought: …is…

    One: …yes…

    Deep Thought: …is…

    Both: …yes…

    Deep Thought: …forty-two.

    Two: (After pause) We are going to get lynched, d’you know that?

    Deep Thought: It was a tough assignment.

    Both: Forty-two?!

    Deep Thought: I think the problem such as it was was too broadly based. You never actually stated what the question was.

    Two: Well… it was the ultimate question – the question of Life, the Universe and Everything!

    Deep Thought: Exactly. Now you know that the answer to the ultimate of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42, all you need to do now is find out what the ultimate question is.

    Two: Alright. Can you please tell us the question?

    Deep Thought: The ultimate question?

    Two: Yes.

    Deep Thought: …of Life, the Universe…

    One: …and Everything?

    Deep Thought: …and Everything?

    [Fanfare starts up again.]

    Two: Yes.

    Deep Thought: Tricky.

    Two: But can you do it?

    Deep Thought: No.

  7. New business cards

    Grant Stavely
    Information Security Management

    Engineering and Forensics

    Constellation Energy

    Neat-o.

  8. Canon EOS Rebel XTi

    The Sony F717 I’ve enjoyed for the past four years has been great to me. My only lingering gripe with the camera has been how slow it is between and leading up to each picture. As a combination 27th birthday present / present to myself for going full time at the new job, I upgraded.

    I’ve only been able to use it nights after getting home from work this week - I’ve played with it in the living room grabbing shots of cats and guitars. I’ve been using the Sony as an overkill point-and-shoot for so long, it will be interesting adapting to holding the camera to my eye and not having a live preview of the exposure’s affect in the LCD.

    I also got at 2GB CF card for the Canon because I used to have to take my laptop to family parties and trips so that I could dump the Sony to it two or three times as it filled up.

    The Canon is an excellent compact DSLR that takes all of the auto-focus Canon lenses, flash and battery adaptors. Exciting. As I’ve always said, the only thing between me and world renown artistic penetration in all segments of society is a cooler camera. I’ll have to think of a new excuse.

    Amanda: Where is the zoom?
    Me: I don’t have that a lens for that.
    Amanda: How do I get closer?
    Me: Get closer. 😕

    Amanda: I don’t like it. It’s fast but I don’t like it.

  9. A Confederacy of Dunces

    It isn’t very often that I stray from technical reference books and SF short stories and novels. I grabbed A Confederacy of Dunces after it came up in the a book forum I read and was universally praised.

    At about 60 pages in, I’m starting to agree.

    As for the usual faire, I’ve also gone through these in the past few months:

    Robert Charles Wilson (because I enjoyed Spin so much

    John Scalzi

    Joe Haldeman

    Richard Bejtlich

    And lastly…

    John Hodgman

  10. Shmoocon 2007

    The DC nerd convention I’ve attended the past two years is in March this year. Ben snagged tickets on New Year’s day for all of us.

    Neato.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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