1. Mice Parade - May 27

    Would anyone be interested in a Sunday night show in DC? Would Pizza Paradiso in Georgetown be a good enough bribe? I caught this on my last.fm recommended events RSS.

    I’ve never been to the venue.

    Expect a post rock act and two folk artists. Also expect a relatively late evening for a Sunday, as the shows start at 9. Check the first last.fm link for audio of each or Mice Parade’s myspace, if you do that sort of thing.

    Update: This is the day before we all have off work for Memorial day, you no longer have any excuses. How many tickets do I need to buy?

  2. Social engineering, tigers, and bears

    Cross-posted from somewhere awful and edited to make sense as a stand alone:

    To paraphrase number 5: Social engineering as a security audit tool, if actually providing any valuable information to anyone, is useless at affecting change in any way, and therefore, useless.

    While I certainly concede that there are a few valid security controls failing that a successful social engineering attack highlights, I tend to blanket social engineering ‘hacks’ as a bit of the emperor’s new clothes.

    Commonly suggested mitigating factors: ask for business cards, ask a manager to intervene, ask for photo identification, and so on. All of those controls fail if the attacker prepares for them and has the appropriate forged documents. Forging e-mail is even more trivial. The victim in each case has performed what they consider due diligence and for nothing.

    The inverse cases of detected attacks are rarely security controls in action. Poor preparation or execution by the attackers raise suspicion. Human intuition can see through the con. A bogus HVAC company could be detected by a secretary who’s husband is owner/operator in the same HVAC space and is aware of all competitors. These aren’t examples of lone security conscious ‘model employees’ - just a poor attacks.

    Society - at least the one I enjoy and prefer - requires that there exist trust relationships created by simple things: uniforms, badges, assertions even - some retail employee’s can only be identified because they are folding clothes, we’ve all asked or been asked ‘do you work here?’. Lying and replying “yes, how may I misdirect you? Please write down your home address, phone number, and social security number on this clipboard” doesn’t make you the smarter person performing some sort of hack, it makes you an criminal.

    Luckily, the sociopaths that constantly violate these trusts tend to not be crafty social engineers. Pickpockets, petty thieves, white collar embezzlers, and so on, are practicing some of the world’s oldest professions.

    Or is large scale social engineering happening right under our noses. I’ve heard the scenario: attackers then selling our information to the organleggers in Vegas that buy victims drinks. The Victim wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with surgical scars!

    Corporate espionage does exist but the tried and true method is to just pay an insider, dumpster dive, or hack a network remotely. Paying an insider is a pretty foolproof attack, so worry about that first.

    There are exceptions - places where trust just has to not work: Military bases, public utilities, treasury buildings, that base in Nevada full of aliens and crashed flying saucers, etc: most of them have guards with guns. Checkpoints at ever possible place. Cameras, fences, moats, and so on. Great security. Absolutely overkill in just the large majority of commonly cited cases of successful social engineering attacks, if not of all workplaces. How many of the targeted facilities even have onsite security officers?

    It is pretty easy to decry a post-it note password discovered by a social engineer, but that note is often behind one or more locked doors in what can be considered a secure section of a corporate office. This one is everyone’s favorite cited example of a stupid thing to do. It is stupid but consider the risk versus the cost to prevent. Consider the actual probability of an enterprise being attacked that way. Sometimes the “well I’ve always done it and never been attacked” excuse is actually a valid risk assesment.

    From a cost perspective, it is almost always cheaper to prepare for system attacks with tried and true measures - defense in depth, recovery procedures for data loss, data backup and integrity checking, etc…

    I do not feel this way about all security audits - penetration testing, app vulnerability testing, and physical security controls auditing, are all great. Too many organizations skip basic risk calculations, data classification, defense in depth, and so on, to go straight to the sexy movie-theater stuff, and it is foolish. Oh but I’m sure they have an expensive firewall, and lots of blinking lights under control.

    What social engineering is absolutely brilliant for, is pointing out security theater amongst the real security controls. Common airport, sports arena, concert venue security rant, etc ad nauseam.

  3. Yikes

  4. DEAR RICHARD

    The SomethingAwful forums have changed their privacy policy after a third-party IP sharing incident went public. If you are a member, check this thread for more whining.

    The old one: “We may share data with the following third parties: NOBODY. These third parties will use the information as follows: NONE.”

    And now: “We may share data with the following third parties: WHOEVER WE FEEL LIKE. IF A RANDOM BUM OFF THE STREET WANDERS IN HERE, WE’LL PROBABLY GIVE HIM YOUR IP ADDRESS IN EXCHANGE FOR A HAND JOB. These third parties will use the information as follows: EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL.”

    I think it is a good natured response. The naiveté of the general internet populace is excellent. Internet lawyers and conspiracy theorists! Oh My!

    I consider myself slightly tinfoil. I lie when asked for phone numbers, zip codes, and so on at retail stores that won’t allow me to complete a transaction by not giving them my information. I am well aware how futile this effort is and how much significantly more damning information about myself than my IP address is traded amongst business partners around the world for the sake of marketing. Every little bit helps. This incident is not a big deal.

    About 15 percent of the world population uses this web thing. It’s going to get a lot bigger, convert to ipv6, likely change killer-apps a few times, likely slowly change dominant operating systems and network stacks a few times, and in general get pretty messy. Neat to watch happen.

  5. TV-B-Gone

    Some folks were playing with a TV-B-Gone at the Shmoocon after-party at Adams Mill.

    Why do people think this shit is clever? I reached past them and turned the basketball game commercials back on.

    Because I’m a tool of the system oppressing the individual and dumbing down the populace, obviously. Or something.

  6. Wedding Vows

    Amanda and I are mashing google-found vows with vows that our good friends have used, for our wedding. Aaron and Kathy filled in the gaps with our first effort, I rearranged some stuff.

    Here they are.

    What do you think?

  7. Hi!

    The site has been hosted on my powerbook at home for a while. Hopefully not
    for long.

  8. Making Enchiladas

    ProTip: Do not. I repeat. DO NOT use the oil that the ancho’s soaked in to
    rinse the seeds off the inside because it looks like water in a dark bowl.

    That water is full of chili oil. Chili oil penetrates the skin and if not
    rinsed off will burn for a long time.

    It hurts typing this.

    Ouch.

  9. Erkghmph

  10. The Eraser

    Hardware failure took the site offline for a while. I’m hosting from my powerbook for now until we put the new server in place.

    Thom Yorke’s The Eraser is great for noodling along to for guitarists of limited ability.

    I should really get the wedding website working again.

    The day the server failed was the day my boss’s boss’s boss sent out the formal welcome to the company e-mail ghostwritten by my boss, including a link to the site. Nice.

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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