A bumper sticker seen in traffic:

WARNING: In case of RAPTURE this car will be unmanned!

Me: Ha. In-case-of-rapture-this-car-will-be-unmanned. Nice.
Her: What?
Me: The bumper sticker on that car.
Her: What’s that mean?

Her: Maybe it’s a Jurassic Park reference?
Me: What?

Him: It says rapture, not raptor.
Me: In case of raptor, stay the fuck in the car!
Her: Shut up! I didn’t know!

Him: I hear they hunt in packs!
Her: Ha!
Me: Oh look at that empty car! I wonder if they were eaten by dinosaurs!
Him: In case of rapture, hide in the kitchen cabinets!

Et cetera, to wit’s end…