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title: Eschatology
date: 2007-01-31 06:01:00.00 -8
tags: posts 
categories: general humor
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A bumper sticker seen in traffic:


> **_WARNING_**: In case of **_RAPTURE_** this car will be unmanned!

Me: Ha. In-case-of-rapture-this-car-will-be-unmanned. Nice.
Her: What?
Me: The bumper sticker on that car.
Her: What's that mean?

Her: Maybe it's a Jurassic Park reference?
Me: What?

**Him**: It says [rapture](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture), not [raptor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor).
Me: In case of raptor, stay the fuck in the car!
Her: Shut up! I didn't know!

**Him**: I hear they hunt in packs!
Her: Ha!
Me: Oh look at that empty car! I wonder if they were eaten by dinosaurs!
**Him**: In case of rapture, hide in the kitchen cabinets!

![jurassic park raptos in the kitchen](./jurassic-park-kitchen-raptors.jpg)

Et cetera, to wit's end…