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Mastodon posts

  1. I’m an excavator

    Excavator

    Hey, dirt, see you later

    I’m an excavator

  2. Is shrink wrap EULAing your political pawns with signed, undated banmes, the latest trend in quitting? people are calling it “breeding”, which is very confusing tbh

  3. 👉🏼 at random things: that’s schismogenetic.

  4. Arguing with the fam that Blippy’s real (character) name is Blip and that Blippy is just a term of endearment but that also maybe even Blip is an abrev., and that legally it’s like, Blippard, or, Blipathan, or something more formal like that

  5. Founding and establishing and being from (going back three generations or more) the worlds biggest combination wendy’s / labyrinth in which to lead exactly one media literacy expert

  6. The Shrike just appeared and then disappeared in my kitchen, probably fine

  7. Lapsus: everyone’s sus pals

  8. If you’re wet outside they’re wet outside, bring them in, ah, well, too late, nevertheless

  9. You Know I Keep That MF Thang On Me