Pizza Slow, Mastodon post from September 26, 2022, 109065745462163643

Picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

Posted on Mastodon over four years agoon September 26, 2022 - 4:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

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