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source: mastodon
date: 2022-09-26 16:53:23.95 +00
title: "Mastodon post from September 26, 2022, 109065745462163643"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/109065745462163643
post_id: 109065745462163643
tags:
  - mastodon
---
picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”