Mastodon posts

1. “mayonnaise”

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 27, 2022 - 7:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/27/109072093332397554/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/27/109072093332397554/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED HOUSING DISCOU—tap profile, tap “Mute”, tap “Forever”

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 27, 2022 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/27/109071777076593577/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/27/109071777076593577/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. My version of gifted kid discourse is being invited to some sort of weird self-esteem workshop thing with like one other kid in my grade from my school and one or two other kids from the other schools in the county that at the time I didn’t understand, but in hindsight, lol 😬

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 27, 2022 - 4:13 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/27/109071252538510587/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/27/109071252538510587/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Every time someone points out that I don’t have voicemail set up on my phone I get a point

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 26, 2022 - 10:28 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109067064842766174/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109067064842766174/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Picturing the “rainbow” fentanyl marketing executive kicking their feet up and sipping a dry martini (with a twist) at 2pm, opening a news paper, doing a spit-take, punching their secretary’s line on their desk phone and shouting “Get me the fentanyl account Mavis!”

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 26, 2022 - 4:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109065745462163643/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Ios16 photo person copy is neat, anyway this is me after carrying junior while he ate a pbj

   

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 26, 2022 - 1:30 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/26/109062116708836957/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/26/109062116708836957/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their ineffective altruism but im different. and effective. maybe even more effective than the god

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 25, 2022 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/25/109060296409112146/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/25/109060296409112146/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Unable to suspend disbelief that all the hobbits on this show put rotting plants in their hair, come on flowers maybe but they one with straw anime hair? ridiculous.

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 25, 2022 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/25/109059733108567524/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/25/109059733108567524/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. 

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 24, 2022 - 8:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109055224813342432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109055224813342432/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. London Breed Democratic Club

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon September 24, 2022 - 7:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/09/24/109055027476099487/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/09/24/109055027476099487/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.