Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. 49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things β€œon 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”

  2. Intrusive thought: ramset vacu vin

  3. Looks like a pretty big fire by the safeway on mission?

  4. β€œLook: this weirdo has monomania.”

    Nope! Thanks!

  5. Tech execs everyone (even their friends) called an asshole two years ago for completely whiffing the summer of 2020 will now use whatever is going on to tell on themselves (again) when they proudly say β€œI told you so” as if anyone is enjoying any of this. ghouls.

  6. It’s really annoying how dumb our antagonists are

  7. Cab calloway: Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

    Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

    Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

    Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

    me: lol

  8. Marxists do it with chiasmus

  9. Hey, glowfari called, they’ve got that statue of you all set up on the other side of the giant shark tunnel

    multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird
    Figure 1. multicolor lit statue at the oakland zoo holiday event of a Dodo bird.