Mastodon posts

1. If you let enough high priority deadline oriented shit pile up you can tackle any one of them in order to procrastinate on doing the others, and that’s my productivity secret, hth

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon December 02, 2022 - 11:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/12/02/109446660645604538/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/12/02/109446660645604538/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Just wanted to let you all know i’ve updated a few policies, watch your asses

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon December 02, 2022 - 6:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/12/02/109445605771386470/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/12/02/109445605771386470/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Lol at mingus’s bass line on this track b/w 2:30 and 3:15, it’s either genius or somebody fucking around in guitar center with a synth pad I would murder him

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuMgLM558s - especially at 3:05

   Duke Ellington - Money JungleAlbum: Money JungleYear: 1962Label: Blue NoteDuke Ellington - pianoCharles Mingus - bassMax Roach - drumsYouTube (opens in a new tab)

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon December 02, 2022 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/12/02/109445449805024843/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/12/02/109445449805024843/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Be me, doing crimes,

   a robot treads in.

   the robot says,

   “WARNING!”

   “THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

   the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon December 02, 2022 - 12:13 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/12/02/109441187423934153/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/12/02/109441187423934153/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. A ROBOT

   CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

   THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

   RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 30, 2022 - 8:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/30/109434667920695596/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/30/109434667920695596/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Norm!

   

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 30, 2022 - 2:56 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/30/109430505584744524/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/30/109430505584744524/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. 💃🏽

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYiGd853mQ

   Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai | Khal Nayak | Madhuri Dixit | Sanjay Dutt | Alka Yagnik | Ila ArunWatch & Enjoy 90's Superhit Hindi Song " Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai " From The Movie Khal Nayak Sung By Alka Yagnik & Ila Arun @ Tips Official.Stay updated with...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 29, 2022 - 2:39 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/29/109424776770923597/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/29/109424776770923597/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. 49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things “on 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 26, 2022 - 10:48 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/26/109412544022266616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/26/109412544022266616/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Intrusive thought: ramset vacu vin

   Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 26, 2022 - 3:12 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/26/109407919772255211/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/26/109407919772255211/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Looks like a pretty big fire by the safeway on mission?

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon November 25, 2022 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2022/11/25/109405697955867792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2022/11/25/109405697955867792/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.