---
source: mastodon
date: 2022-12-02 00:13:13.65 +00
title: "Mastodon post from December 2, 2022, 109441187423934153"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/109441187423934153
post_id: 109441187423934153
tags:
  - mastodon
---
be me, doing crimes,

a robot treads in.

the robot says,

“WARNING!”

“THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly