Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. I’ve always had internal investigators and litigation counsel in my corporate workstation threat model but never really thought about acquisitions. oops.

  2. The company’s union philosophy CBT overdue notification has hit my PMC spam folder

  3. Sight & Sound list but for fingertips

    Fingertips (Whispered)" (reprise)

    Come On And Wreck My Car

    Leave Me Alone

    I’m Having A Heart Attack

    Please Pass the Milk

    Everything Is Catching On Fire

    I Heard A Sound

    I Don’t Understand You

    All Alone, All By Myself

    Mysterious Whisper

  4. If you let enough high priority deadline oriented shit pile up you can tackle any one of them in order to procrastinate on doing the others, and that’s my productivity secret, hth

  5. Just wanted to let you all know i’ve updated a few policies, watch your asses

  6. Lol at mingus’s bass line on this track b/w 2:30 and 3:15, it’s either genius or somebody fucking around in guitar center with a synth pad I would murder him

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CuMgLM558s - especially at 3:05

    Duke Ellington - Money JungleAlbum: Money JungleYear: 1962Label: Blue NoteDuke Ellington - pianoCharles Mingus - bassMax Roach - drumsYouTube (opens in a new tab)
  7. Be me, doing crimes,

    a robot treads in.

    the robot says,

    “WARNING!”

    “THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

    the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly

  8. A ROBOT

    CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

    THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

    RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

  9. Norm!