Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Please allow me to relieve you of “being the adult” or whatever it is you are trying to do, you don’t gotta do it, it’s a fake idea

  2. Listen “spell” check, if you can’t come up with any words to suggest that I use instead, you don’t get to add the red underline to the word I did use, istg

  3. This book ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water) is so damned weird, love it

    Black Water: The Book of Fantastic LiteratureThis huge anthology offers a kaleidoscope of brilliant …Goodreads (opens in a new tab)
    Climax for a Ghost StoryI. A. Ireland, 1919  'How EERIE!' said the girl, advancing cuatiously. ' – And what a heavy door!' She touched it as she spoke and it suddenly swung to with a click.  'Good Lord!' said the man, 'I don't believe there's a handle inside. Why, you've locked us both in!'  'Not both of us. Only one of us,' said the girl, and before his eyes she passed straight through the door, and vanished.
    Figure 1. Climax for a Ghost StoryI. A. Ireland, 1919 'How EERIE!' said the girl, advancing cuatiously. ' – And what a heavy door!' She touched it as she spoke and it suddenly swung to with a click. 'Good Lord!' said the man, 'I don't believe there's a handle inside. Why, you've locked us both in!' 'Not both of us. Only one of us,' said the girl, and before his eyes she passed straight through the door, and vanished..
  4. Lady ordering at popeyes for her office pool has been adding stuff to the order for so long that the person on register went on break instead of reading the order back to her

  5. Pretty windy in san francisco rn, one of our plants that we keep on casters just sailed across the patio and crashed into the building

    weather station line plot of wind lull, gust, and average speeds, peaking around 10
    Figure 1. weather station line plot of wind lull, gust, and average speeds, peaking around 10.
  6. huh, groups should probably add ‘chuds bought our communication archives’ to our threat model”

    vs.

    “I would simply never ever post a thing that is not honorable (even out of context) and we should just train everyone from birth to live this way always and forever”

    adding a feature to all enterprise comms that injects random insults to the person reading the archives and showing them whenever the logged in user isn’t the user the comms were to or from

    this feels like the kind of thing the Graber would point out has been done by cultures around the world immediately after and ever since writing was invented

  7. Pizza dough outgrew its refracted mirror image self overnight, wish i could do that

    photo of a softball sized pizza dough ball in a steel bowl under plastic wrap, reflected off of the bottom and sides of the bowl to appear much larger
    Figure 1. photo of a softball sized pizza dough ball in a steel bowl under plastic wrap, reflected off of the bottom and sides of the bowl to appear much larger.
    pizza dough 12 hours later having more than doubled in size, filling the entire bowl beyond where the previous refracted reflection of itself
    Figure 2. pizza dough 12 hours later having more than doubled in size, filling the entire bowl beyond where the previous refracted reflection of itself.

    za!

    quarter sheet of pepperoni sicillian pizza with a 4x6" bubble in the middle
    Figure 3. quarter sheet of pepperoni sicillian pizza with a 4x6" bubble in the middle.
    e c u huge bubble
    Figure 4. e c u huge bubble.
    sa pwn emote smilie face with one huge eye
    Figure 5. sa pwn emote smilie face with one huge eye.
  8. Turned off my cross-poster, which I think I used respectably and not for much nonsense, because I don’t really want to post there anymore

    oh well.