Be me, doing crimes,
a robot treads in.
the robot says,
“WARNING!”
“THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”
the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly
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