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  1. Dropped a full cup of hot coffee on the kitchen tile floor and it didn’t even chip the mug. My personal Keyser Söze limps free another day.

    Not a toy.
    Figure 1. Not a toy..
    My Empire Strikes Back mug
    Figure 2. My Empire Strikes Back mug.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 23, 2018 - 3:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/23/100775770986892981/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/23/100775770986892981/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Tfw the lit matches the kit

    Yes on C
    Figure 1. Yes on C.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 22, 2018 - 11:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100771916900878983/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100771916900878983/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

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    ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED
    Figure 1. ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 22, 2018 - 9:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100771438621339531/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100771438621339531/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Lammo that VC shitlord supreme, Tim Draper, now has a full page spread dedicated to his stupid, failed ballot prop to split California into three states, right in the official state voter guide.

    On July 18, 2018, Proposition 9 was removed from the ballot by the California Supreme Court.
    Figure 1. On July 18, 2018, Proposition 9 was removed from the ballot by the California Supreme Court..
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 22, 2018 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100770251559332287/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100770251559332287/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Content warning: preventative medical procedure

    TDAP and blood draw test to see if I need MMR and Chickenpox boosters done. I did not look and it was OK.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 21, 2018 - 5:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/21/100765047129738851/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/21/100765047129738851/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Content warning: elite dsa hackers

    Lol, kinda mad how good Seven 7. Sevenson is of an antisec style handle tbh

    Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid.
    Figure 1. Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid..
    Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777.
    Figure 2. Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777..
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 20, 2018 - 3:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. :birdsite: wtb a hell site cross poster that posts screenshots of my toots with markov generated dunks on them instead of truncating my toots over there

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Lmao at the time when the people in IT had swag cynically commemorating the claim from a VP who was phoning it in while also doing a masters degree on the side that there would be “showers of gold come IPO time” by printing google translated latin on under the hood which reversed google translated to GOLDEN SHOWER and were instantly banned by c-staff.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

    ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

    ELMO

    Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

    (beat)

    JAMES O’KEEFE

    Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:05 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Dan Brown would’ve written it as “Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans” but otherwise it’d be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon September 19, 2018 - 2:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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