Mastodon posts

  1. How is the cat liking the new roomie sitch? A captive pette-the-catte squad that smells like milk and knows all its favorite scritches and pats forms up every two to three hours day and night and doesn’t troll to the point of needing to be bit or scratched anymore. The cat is living mas.

  2. The first time I got a boss to double my comp at the same job—an exempt computer job with an artificially low base entry-level comp, not like, a real job job normal people can easily get—in less than a year by making hell of demands, I immediately repeated the same trick again on principle, and was on the way to repeating it a third time furious about it when I quit that job

  3. My catte did head butt the bebe this morning, but for now, maximum nope zone

    a mysterious lump in the bed...
    Figure 1. a mysterious lump in the bed....
    it’s muh catte
    Figure 2. it’s muh catte.
  4. An infinity of DC city councils dead on an infinity of sofas simultaneously standing and looking back at the DC city councils on the sofas behind them, holding smoking guns, and chanting together, “why would the DC city councils do this? why would the DC city councils do this? w–

  5. Last night the everloving wife goes to make some tea, so she opens the kitchen cabinet and there, along with all the other tea and coffee cups, she sees a full cup of coffee.

    Apparently, Zombie Gravely likes his full cups off coffee snuggled with the empty cups, for safe keeping, in order to “protect them from the cat” and it is now the talk of the entire peninsula for this peculiar behavior.

  6. Been a dad for a day so far and it slaps, 100% ready to join dad secret societies and take it really seriously and everything

    We’ve discharged.

  7. Tfw the corporate campus art is unexpected and kinda heavy

    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 1. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 2. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 3. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 4. a piece of the Berlin Wall.

    I’m walking through the convention center and see a big slice of a wall I’ve never seen before and I say to everyone, “that’s the Berlin Wall.”

  8. Tired: MAC address randomization

    wired: GPS location randomization

  9. Mentioned my preferred pronouns in a new hire training introducing myself as a facilitator out of DSA habit, mentioned them on principle in a company all hands talk I gave, realized I could do better, added ‘em to my default email signature.

  10. Wtb iPython notebook for scraping San Francisco Socrata API data to, for example, resolve addresses to base addresses to supervisor districts.

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