Mastodon posts

  1. Liberal norms gatekeeping is (un)democratic centralism, lol

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 07, 2018 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/07/100855552034190145/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/07/100855552034190145/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Recreating the LinkedIn account I deleted 2015-10-31 (spoopy!) with zero professional repercussions for the sole purpose of providing nearly every recruiter specific things their executive teams need to do better before I’ll even talk to them.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 07, 2018 - 5:05 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/07/100855444677534977/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/07/100855444677534977/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. If the chats yer in don’t automatically invite punners (upon community tagging) into an invite only channel that they can use to act out on their deranged urges out of sight of the rest of us, find chats that do.

    Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!
    Figure 1. Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 11:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100851192464940026/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100851192464940026/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. I haven’t had more than two hours of sleep at a time in a week and I am absolutely hollering at electeds on the hell site.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100850730610181778/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100850730610181778/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Wishing all the leftists I follow would publish their notes that they keep checking

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 5:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100849903150874282/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100849903150874282/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. As a society, we need to bring back giving people the old hot foot. I’m talking about strike anywhere matches stuck in boots and then lit with more matches, all while breaking the fourth wall, chuckling quietly behind a hand and making shh-ing it’s-our-little-secret-for-now motions, causing our victims to hoot and holler and jump up and down holding the hot foot.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844592231952938/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844592231952938/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

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    My cat, in a sun patch, lookin left.
    Figure 1. My cat, in a sun patch, lookin left..
    My cat, in a sun patch, lookin right.
    Figure 2. My cat, in a sun patch, lookin right..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 6:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844528129636824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844528129636824/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. We just used https://www.fairhotel.org/hotels-search?location%5Borigin%5D=san+francisco&location%5Bdistance%5D=20&location%5Bunit%5D=3959 to find family hotels to stay in when they are in town to help w/ the baby. Good stuff!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 6:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844423399301770/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844423399301770/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. “You need to install a keybox.”

    Me, two weeks ago: My landlord is finally gonna lose a fight to an absolute hero.

    Me yesterday: Honey, let’s head to the post office to get our god damned mail.

    Post office form 4056, because someone kicked the shit out of our key box.
    Figure 1. Post office form 4056, because someone kicked the shit out of our key box..
    Kevin Costner, The Postname
    Figure 2. Kevin Costner, The Postname.
    Our kicked to shit keybox that hasn't worked in a month so the mailman can't deliver our mail.
    Figure 3. Our kicked to shit keybox that hasn't worked in a month so the mailman can't deliver our mail..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 4:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844008603772724/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844008603772724/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. How is the cat liking the new roomie sitch? A captive pette-the-catte squad that smells like milk and knows all its favorite scritches and pats forms up every two to three hours day and night and doesn’t troll to the point of needing to be bit or scratched anymore. The cat is living mas.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 04, 2018 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/04/100838123292410408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/04/100838123292410408/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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