Mastodon posts

  1. Invisible Baby

    An empty hat in a bassinet.
    Figure 1. An empty hat in a bassinet..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 16, 2018 - 3:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/16/100906105036372758/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/16/100906105036372758/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

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    cat in a box
    Figure 1. cat in a box.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 16, 2018 - 3:11 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/16/100905954733908327/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/16/100905954733908327/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Ah, the ol’ Landlord’s “Do you have a minute?” snipe hunt. Love that our living situation is at the mercy of a rent seeker, it is good as hell.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 15, 2018 - 3:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/15/100900383148462333/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/15/100900383148462333/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Well now that Sears is daed, I guess here’s a thread all about how I single handedly saved the famed “Wish Book” Christmas catalog when I worked there in Accounts Payables (2/2004-5/2004) from the phony dunces who mixed Marvel and DC onesies as if that was OK. 1/1890

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 15, 2018 - 3:15 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/15/100900310286366806/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/15/100900310286366806/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. “Wow this guy doesn’t give a FUCK. And he has a beard already!” – An eleven year old who is still getting the hang of things, also proud boys (lol, I will never ever ever title case that), apparently?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 13, 2018 - 6:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/13/100889799048811324/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/13/100889799048811324/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. JACK: Marc I want to ADDRESS this issue.

    [BENIOFF nods]

    You KNOW I am sensitive to the Homeless

    BENIOFF: Absolutely

    JACK: BUT!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 12, 2018 - 11:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/12/100885240161030367/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/12/100885240161030367/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Kill Mother Fucking Diode Motes

    LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos.
    Figure 1. LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 6:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878475774285035/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878475774285035/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. The Boy has found The Sun.

    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 1. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..
    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 2. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..

    Does the cat follow the sun or the sun follow the cat?

    The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor
    Figure 3. The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 5:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878285287601081/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878285287601081/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Stealthily but still tooting somehow about removing all the favs I handed out from all the “congratulations!” replies I got about being a Dad now that I have a better idea what it means and who my friends really are pause not, it’s still great.

    Should I go back to work next week or nah?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 4:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878004366482997/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878004366482997/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. [The year is +7.203C (in 3152 CE, years are tracked by temperature rise since the revolution.)]

    NeoStatistician: Great Scott! The youth of NeoMerika don’t vote!

    NeoJournalist: Great Scott! Here’s a thought experiment for the upists; what if we trolled them about it?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 10, 2018 - 4:18 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/10/100872247002929833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/10/100872247002929833/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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