Mastodon posts

1. just learned that imessage chat names are effective for everyone in the chat, a year after /topic’ing the chat with the everloving wife and our landlord “Chat with Sysop” lmao, no other takes stepped on, 😅

2. every two panel bit simultaneously like the wall of tvs behind the architect while he blah blah blahs about the terrible simulation we thrive in, and each one’s got these two knuckleheads on it

   

   

   the entire try life school thing is pretty depressing tbh.

   learned-helplessness with lean-in and a cashmere sweater tied over the shoulders. a sinecure with a mission, vision, and strategy. a lemonade stand in a gated neighborhood with a substack.

   spit-on-the-ground worthy

3. the tree at city hall this year 😍🎄

   

4. 𝓓𝓡𝓘𝓟

   

5. reading up on the bios of my enemies so that later we can have expository dailog to move the plot along and then wincing a little at how wierd it gets when they explain to me that i’d read their bio to move the plot along.

   ugh, awkward.