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Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 10, 2018 - 4:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/10/101047820792937278/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/10/101047820792937278/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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This garage door, the entire time it is going up, and the entire time it is going down: REEEEEE!
Everyone at the coffee shop next to it: REEEEEE!
Me, the everloving wife, and the adoring baby in our apartment across the street: REEEEEE!
Ten to fifteen minutes later: REEEEEE!
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 05, 2018 - 12:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/05/101015689585945409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/05/101015689585945409/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Celebrate the discourse even when your screen is locked imo
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 02, 2018 - 5:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/02/101002786757018031/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/02/101002786757018031/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
“Neocombat Neoliberalism”
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 30, 2018 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/30/100985782330440896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/30/100985782330440896/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Content warning: baby puke
Puke the valley
Figure 1. baby puke. Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 28, 2018 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/28/100975523058623629/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/28/100975523058623629/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 22, 2018 - 8:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/22/100941221721261538/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/22/100941221721261538/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Paternity leave is canceled
Figure 1. 1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack. Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 22, 2018 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/22/100940436088121844/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/22/100940436088121844/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Choose Your Own Adventure
You got a nice big head of garlic on the cutting board. You’ve mastered Jacques Pépin’s method of how to chop garlic and cracked that head open with one perfectly placed push on the board.
To fuck with peeling the little tiny cloves in the center, turn to page 64.
To not fuck with those little tiny cloves and just compost them immediately, turn to page 12.
[turns to page 64]: You dolt. You have done died.
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 19, 2018 - 1:25 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/19/100919694214159927/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/19/100919694214159927/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Dad’s burdens I’ve shouldered over paternity leave:
✅ Repaired the screen in the kitchen window.
✅ Moved stuff around in the garage
✅ Made a new pair of jorts
❌ Relived 90s rock
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 18, 2018 - 11:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/18/100919125247993465/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/18/100919125247993465/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Every get out the vote take flabbergasted that young people in America don’t see the point is victim blaming.
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 17, 2018 - 3:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/17/100911607623453710/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/17/100911607623453710/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
