Mastodon posts

  1. What the hell is this mushroom doing in my house plant pot? I have never grown mushrooms. Is it gonna hurt the plant? (The succulent next to it fell from a pot that used to hang over this one.)

    tiny yellow mushroom
    Figure 1. tiny yellow mushroom.
    houseplant
    Figure 2. houseplant.
  2. Mmmhmm, beans.

  3. If it wasn’t for zoning, this children’s play tower and slide could be ten or eleven stories y’all.

  4. Initial thought, cute but weird. Second thought, better ask the building group chat if anybody noticed a unit might be on Air-b-n-fuckin-b.

    “Laundry Room 🌸”
    Figure 1. “Laundry Room 🌸”.
  5. I biked past someone as they noticed my PIZZA shirt and they said “That should say NASA, not PIZZA.” Pal, you are so, so wrong.

    Again! I just biked past someone who said “That doesn’t make you rad!”

    I had my jacket zipped up, so it wasn’t a NASA nerd. I think it was because I was riding no-handed?

    Pal, riding no-handed is well known to be rad as hell.

  6. 🚨COLLECTIVE🚨ACTION🚨ALERT🚨

    UBER/LYFT drivers are STRIKING 🎳 on Wednesday to protest poverty wages while investors and executives CA$H OUT.

    DON’T🙅‍♂️CROSS🚧THAT➡️PICKET📣LINE🛑

    🚍Use public transit

    🚲Ride your bike

    🚖Take a taxi

    🚶‍♂️Walk to work

    🏇Get creative

    Just DON’T👎SCAB🤡

  7. Yimbyism is a splinter-ideology of libertarianism and equally unserious

  8. Boomers giving out socialist newspapers at actions: what are you doing

    handing out newspapers? consider standing around in a logo t-shirt, it is much easier.

  9. So close

    Charles P. Howard TERMINAL, BERTHS 67, 68
    Figure 1. Charles P. Howard TERMINAL, BERTHS 67, 68.
  10. Rockin and slappin the gd washing machine in my building like a pinball game so that it’ll take my quarters because the company that manages it hasn’t come to empty the hopper in so long that it’s full, only for it to eat my buck seventy-five is an extremely dumb problem to have

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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