Mastodon posts

  1. Which English language translation of Candide should I put on the pile of books I haven’t read or even shuffled around since my kid was born? I do not know a lick of french or care about authenticity.

  2. KEP

    CALM

    and the

    SUNSHINE

    BAND

    dbnr

  3. Why don’t kraftwerk have any songs about pizza

  4. Grifters get got

  5. A few months ago I paired with a comrade to write a “guide” for facilitators to read before every section of @DSA_SF@twitter.com general meetings, and hearing our words read back verbatim at the past three or four generals is absolutely weird as fuck y’all!

  6. How plumbing work?

  7. Lazy as heck math but a tiny business tax increase or a <$400MM bond would be enough to pay for cool public restrooms at such density that we could have one every two blocks in every direction in San Francisco https://portlandloo.com/

    Prefabricated Restrooms: Customizable Solutions for Public SpacesThe Portland Loo® is the leading public restroom solution. We are public restroom manufacturers focused on durability, safety, and easy maintenance for urban spaces worldwide.The Portland Loo (opens in a new tab)

    we could also make it illegal to have customer-only bathrooms

    I’ve been the worker that cleaned customer only bathrooms before; customers poop and pee all over the damned place just like everybody else

  8. After years of dunking on the same paper-of-record op-ed dipshits, this is the slam dunk, the glass breaker, the buzzer beating immutable screenshot that will finally end their godawful beshitted careers. No? Alas.

  9. Neato! Local realtor hell-site says that area shitlord, Owen Van Natta, who squatted this cool derelict building down the street for me for a few years and turned a profit, is selling his mansion. https://socketsite.com/archives/2019/05/former-facebook-coo-lists-palo-alto-home-for-40m.html

    Former Facebook COO Lists Palo Alto Home for $40M – SocketSite™socketsite.com (opens in a new tab)

    NB in that old photo, the fence put up by the city to keep people from sleeping on the sidewalk, which would be heck of blight, unlike “the fence put up by the city to keep people from sleeping on the sidewalk.”

    The story ends OK, it’ll eventually be 40 units of below market rate housing https://sf.curbed.com/2017/12/20/16802350/housing-building-18th-street-mission-affordable

  10. The SFPUC Preliminary Public Power Options Report just dropped:

    https://sfwater.org/modules/showdocument.aspx?documentid=13736

    San Francisco Water Power SewerSan Francisco Water, Power and Sewer. We Give 100% Make the transition to 100% renewable energy with us today.sfwater.org (opens in a new tab)

    Option 3 is hell of attractive in addition to being the right thing to do. SF can afford to buy out for-profit power distribution and retain union workers.

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