Mastodon posts

  1. Under my american communism, pizza slow will replace the pledge of allegiance but kids can remain seated or tap out mid-way through or whatever if they don’t wanna sing along, it won’t be forced on anyone

  2. Homunculus or dentist?

    “Keeping up with everything OK?”

    “I think?”

    “Anything bothering you? Anything hurt?”

    “No?”

    “Right. So let’s dig up all the damage you did in your teens and twenties. Ah, yeah this sucks, look at this, here, hold this mirror.”

  3. “That’s a hell of a act, what do you call it?”

    “The Zenocrats!”

  4. On a 12h flight home to SF from Munich last week, someone on the row in front of mine paused Vice (2018) on a shot of a TV showing one of the World Trade Center towers smoking—for six hours—to work on a business presentation.

    Folks, that’s World Trade.

  5. 1️⃣ Security Emergency always.

    Pagerduty iOS widget showing me on call on the weekly rotation and on the emergency page-everyone forever always.
    Figure 1. Pagerduty iOS widget showing me on call on the weekly rotation and on the emergency page-everyone forever always..
  6. Might fuck around and scroll all the way down to find my name on the wikipedia page for “List of People who Have Noticed That You Can Jokingly Say ‘Verizon DBNR’”

  7. 100% of U.S. presidential candidate debates should be done on purpose-built recreations of You Can’t Do That on Television sets and moderated exclusively by Les Lye personas Barth, Ross, Mr. Shidler, and The Executioner.

  8. Dsa sf ONE 👏BIG 👏 SIGNAL topic changes be like

  9. Don’t scold people who define words wrong, that just means that they learned it by triangulating

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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