Under my american communism, pizza slow will replace the pledge of allegiance but kids can remain seated or tap out mid-way through or whatever if they don’t wanna sing along, it won’t be forced on anyone
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Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon July 18, 2019 - 2:36 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/07/18/102460122045239709/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/07/18/102460122045239709/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Homunculus or dentist?
“Keeping up with everything OK?”
“I think?”
“Anything bothering you? Anything hurt?”
“No?”
“Right. So let’s dig up all the damage you did in your teens and twenties. Ah, yeah this sucks, look at this, here, hold this mirror.”
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon July 12, 2019 - 2:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/07/12/102426069240644261/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/07/12/102426069240644261/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
“That’s a hell of a act, what do you call it?”
“The Zenocrats!”
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon July 11, 2019 - 1:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/07/11/102423085992858993/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/07/11/102423085992858993/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
On a 12h flight home to SF from Munich last week, someone on the row in front of mine paused Vice (2018) on a shot of a TV showing one of the World Trade Center towers smoking—for six hours—to work on a business presentation.
Folks, that’s World Trade.
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon July 04, 2019 - 2:55 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/07/04/102380924627353391/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/07/04/102380924627353391/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
1️⃣ Security Emergency always.
Figure 1. Pagerduty iOS widget showing me on call on the weekly rotation and on the emergency page-everyone forever always.. Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon July 02, 2019 - 3:01 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/07/02/102372452845074489/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/07/02/102372452845074489/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Might fuck around and scroll all the way down to find my name on the wikipedia page for “List of People who Have Noticed That You Can Jokingly Say ‘Verizon DBNR’”
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon June 26, 2019 - 6:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/06/26/102339308488582781/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/06/26/102339308488582781/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
100% of U.S. presidential candidate debates should be done on purpose-built recreations of You Can’t Do That on Television sets and moderated exclusively by Les Lye personas Barth, Ross, Mr. Shidler, and The Executioner.
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon June 18, 2019 - 2:51 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/06/18/102293143125166128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/06/18/102293143125166128/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Dsa sf ONE 👏BIG 👏 SIGNAL topic changes be like
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon June 09, 2019 - 3:31 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/06/09/102239508071273103/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/06/09/102239508071273103/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
This feels a little like an empty gesture seeing as I’ve gotta keep a google account to use docs, the only google service I actually use (h/t @FastMail@twitter.com), but it is possible to mash that delete button folks: https://www.wikihow.com/Delete-a-YouTube-Account #DeleteYoutube
How to Delete Your YouTube Account: Desktop & MobileA user-friendly guide to removing your YouTube content and deleting your channel permanentlyDo you want to delete your YouTube account or channel? You can easily do so from YouTube itself or your Google Account settings. Keep in mind that...wikiHow (opens in a new tab)
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon June 05, 2019 - 2:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/06/05/102219361081431318/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/06/05/102219361081431318/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Don’t scold people who define words wrong, that just means that they learned it by triangulating
Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon June 02, 2019 - 2:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/06/02/102202575093412489/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/06/02/102202575093412489/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.