Mastodon posts

1. 🎶 if you’re so rich, how come you ain’t smart? 🎶

2. peter grant and richard cole deep in a corridor under madison square garden just beating the shit out of a guy for selling led zeppelin NFTs and every time the guy tries to explain eth grant kicks him in the stomach and calls him those horrible british swears I won’t even use

3. bless SF, this TIC that just hit the market says “NO EVICTIONS” right in the MIS description

   even “rich” people like me trying to buy a house here think flippers and landlords that Ellis Act our neighbors are scum

4. a lot of people hone their take skills by reading posts from the same 15 fools for years and remarking on their nonsense and I like their other takes so I put up with it but I use those posts to hone my nope skills and keep scrolling (I otherwise read every single post on the TL)

5. I used to pass it on, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m passing isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you, too.

   “all the other NPCs – but not you – are getting real annoying lately. here’s an out of context quote from a radical followed by a thesaurus word. if getting you to wish the other NPCs only thought about this for a sec doesn’t work, I’m all out of ideas.” is great reactiprop