Mastodon posts

  1. Oh no, a robot TP’d my apartment

    toilet paper run across my apartment
    Figure 1. toilet paper run across my apartment.
    our roomba, surrounded by tp
    Figure 2. our roomba, surrounded by tp.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 01, 2019 - 11:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/01/102023398816742874/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/01/102023398816742874/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Carb loading for the big day today

    a bowl of Lucky Charms from the last of the box, topped with charm dust
    Figure 1. a bowl of Lucky Charms from the last of the box, topped with charm dust.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon May 01, 2019 - 4:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/05/01/102021843279463331/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/05/01/102021843279463331/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Me: “I’m thinking of taking myself out of the rotation, I never get paged anyway.”

    my team, terrified of what unspeakable evil I just provoked: “don’t say that!”

    me: “oh, I’m on call right now so it’s fine.”

    [90 minutes later]

    Gets paged

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 30, 2019 - 11:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/30/102017730559234661/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/30/102017730559234661/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Big mood: when Big Homelessness and Big Renter non-profits confuse the mechanics of the market

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 28, 2019 - 4:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/28/102004764085478159/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/28/102004764085478159/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Https://stayandfight.bigcartel.com/product/don-t-tweet-print

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 27, 2019 - 3:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/27/101998772140628617/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/27/101998772140628617/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. A fun mnemonic you can use to help remember if the client IP is first or last in the list of X-Forwarded-For logs is:

    Are you logging X-Forwarded-For logs when you need them? No, yes, yes, yes, yes

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 26, 2019 - 10:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/26/101994800567008486/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/26/101994800567008486/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. I’m in parks all weekend lately with the kid and San Francisco park benches are so uncomfortable I just sit on the ground. They’r sister benches to Baltimore’s “The City that Reads” benches, which are merely uncomfortable to look at. http://site-furnishings.columbia-cascade.com/?PageData=baseproductsdetails&catid=1&catid2=21

    TimberForm Site Furnishings : site-furnishings.columbia-cascade.com

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 21, 2019 - 9:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/21/101966377104870863/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/21/101966377104870863/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. The great synecdoche: tents and needles and poop. Where do they come from? No one knows.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 20, 2019 - 8:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/20/101960498151908590/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/20/101960498151908590/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. I’m gonna completely ignore the report from the FBI jacket haver (like on TV!) and still reach the same conclusion everyone in the hegemony, the left, and the fash reach: this is good for bitcoin.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 20, 2019 - 3:45 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/20/101956445884907225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/20/101956445884907225/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. The old white guy gets on stack to participate in the discussion. He says “Is this on?”

    He looks at the microphone.

    “Ah, yes, thank you. I just wanted to say—.“ He continues talking, but all anyone can hear is white noise, the lights flicker.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon April 18, 2019 - 2:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/04/18/101947659550802815/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/04/18/101947659550802815/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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