I biked past someone as they noticed my PIZZA shirt and they said “That should say NASA, not PIZZA.” Pal, you are so, so wrong.

Again! I just biked past someone who said “That doesn’t make you rad!”

I had my jacket zipped up, so it wasn’t a NASA nerd. I think it was because I was riding no-handed?

Pal, riding no-handed is well known to be rad as hell.