six good “logging on” images (none with alt-text, unfortunately) https://70sscifiart.tumblr.com/post/799224734511480832/from-my-art-blog-newsletter-walter-molino-master
70s Sci-Fi ArtFrom my art blog newsletter: Walter Molino, Master of DisasterTumblrMastodon posts
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[keynote speaker at the big annual laundry basket engineering conference podium joking to a slide of a top view plan of a standard basket with red dots all over the handles.]
[next slide]
next up is a slide with a table on it titled “Mean time to handle failure for handles 1, 2, 3, and 4 for rectangular baskets produced in 2024” with a little side diagram explaining for first timers that these are the top, right, bottom, and left handles in standard orientation. the speaker continues…
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idk, pentagon reporters should just wear neck gators pulled up to their eyes and generic media-surplus PRESS badges and claim to be from media that signed the loyalty oath
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all week I thought I’d really messed up my left elbow doing some exercise with a cool name like skull crushers (which I hate but do) or something and then the kid asked for a piggy back ride tonight and up he goes and instantly I saw a flashback of the last time I did this like it was an infomercial before-product clip and billy mays (RIP) was about to come on and convince me that I needed to place an order on installments
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everloving wife asked for a cappuccino even though, to her, coffee only smells good but does not taste good, because I’m still NYC jetlagged and waking up at 04:30 which she does not like.
so I got one of her fancy tea cups she never uses out of the credenza (lol who has a gd credenza? this old guy I guess) for the occasion and accidentally got an appropriately spoopy one.
