Twitter posts

  1. “@electricfork: I have a new gig. I’ll be joining the team at NERC on May 2nd. I’ll be doing neat things.”

    Congratulations!

  2. Authenticity is a sham of quality.

  3. LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.

  4. RT @wardspan: security twits - I am looking for Incident Response peeps - it’s an awesome opportunity - great team -amazing company - ht …

  5. Just sat down in the waiting room at the dentist and Thriller came on as if cued. I’m thinking about making a run for it.

    1. _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.

    A) Flushing on two only
    B) Reusing towels
    C) Building a city in the fnord
    D) Tweeting

  6. RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye

  7. Duck lips.

  8. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

    —Airport bars.

  9. “A Corona, please.”

    “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

    Paralysis.

    “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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