Twitter posts

1. http://t.co/AKXcskLlBb youre right, that /is/ a nice bike, aim for center mass officer hamurabi <<<<<<<

2. Unexpected search results for @Bro_IDS parser response: Freemasons Monthly Magazine, 1861: https://t.co/sO6573EPwM

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3. Two dental hygienists agree: @grantstavely looks like Keanu.

4. me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
   you: n-
   me: shutap already y’act like I never feed ya fa chrisakes! [plates gross slop]

5. do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry