Twitter posts

  1. The Shard Fairy visits good little elasticsearch clusters when they unassign a shard tells ‘em to just rm -fr *. The Shard Fairy is a jerk.

  2. It is criminal that “At the Mountains of Madness” isn’t already a del Toro feature today. Criminal. We’re all guilty.

  3. I am irl mad rn that my irc client just rendered D: as an emote when it is clearly upside down and I am clearly in the northern hemisphere.

  4. RT @vurtyou: “I’m so glad I married you. You’re the laundromat to my mafia.” – @grantstavely

  5. Another common unvulnerability notification exported template I xeroxed.

  6. RT @grahamvsworld: @treyford now that you’re a big impt community person we gotta talk about this ‘quoting twoots to manual retwoot them’ t…

  7. THIS MEETING OF G.R.O.S.S. (GET RID OF SLIMY GIRLS) WILL COME TO ORDER.

  8. RT @grahamvsworld: 100 Security people, at a glance, only 2 are women. This sub-industry has even further to go than most of tech.

  9. ☎︎ GAME

    http://t.co/bTm5I0A8sj ⃕ http://t.co/F6Phk46t3e

    “Miller Fortune is brewed with Cascade hops to give it its bourbon-like flavor.”

  10. If you aren’t doing it like this: guesture, you aren’t doing it. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

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